Honest Trailers – Furious 7 – Video

To be honest. Vin Diesel’s Dominic Toretto is the guy with the plan even if the plan is incredibly dumb. Repeated head trauma from crashing cars directly into other vehicles will do that. Now, and we mean absolutely no disrespect to the late Paul Walker (RIP), but the Fast and Furious franchise is, without question, made up of some of the dumbest movies ever made. Entertaining? Yes. Absolutely dumb? Also yes, and this funny Furious 7 mock trailer makes that perfectly clear.

Filled with awesome one-liners such as “Dominic Toretto is so Italian he wore a tank top to his own wedding,” you too will understand the sheer dumbness of it all. And really, what the hell is up with Vin Diesel’s trademark mumble growl?